I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
We need this if we are to becoming hunters
(by whitney dumford)
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week
Disney princesses meeting their princes for the first time.
it progressively gets more awkward each movie
Isn’t it great?
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space